The Jersey Shore Prayer
Now I lay me down to rest; which tshirt do you like the best? My face is tan, my hair is high, grenades are falling from the sky. Got my gel, my face is clear; Let’s go bitches, CABS ARE HEAA!
tedeezy: You can tell a girl is comfortable with you when she doesn’t put make up on while you’re there, when she tells you “I gotta pee/poop” or “I’m on my period” without being awkward, when you guys have sex with the lights on, when she changes & doesn’t mind you looking, when she’s no longer tryna’ impress but instead, naturally express.
I didn't give a fuck yesterday , i don't give a...